Fun Dog Quotes

Here are some dog quotes that should bring a smile to your face.

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
-Penny Ward Moser

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
- Gene Hill

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
-Joe Weinstein
 
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of
current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
-Dave Barry

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
-Franklin P. Jones

"Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life."
- Richard Allan Palm

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
- Unknown

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams

"If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt!"
- ASPCA

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
- Unknown

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
- Mark Twain

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
- Unknown

For information on how to train your dog or get rid of your dog's bad habits, go to: Dog Training